Wednesday, December 31, 2008

If WoW is turning into UT2004, I want double-jump.

First we had the Nesingwary 4000, which me and many other UT fans swear is the second coming of the Shock Rifle. But it doesn't do Shock Combos, unless you count Chimera Shot. This is dumb and I am angry. :(

Now we have this beauty that's slated to come from Ulduar. Now I, for one, find this to be supremely badass.

Though, with this onslaught of badass weaponry, I expect some more badassery, as follows:

  1. [Redeemer] controllable guided missile for Engineers. Usable in Wintergrasp, Arenas, BGs, raids, you name it. Deals 150,000 damage to anything in the 200-yard impact area.

  2. The Nesingwary 4000 gets a real shock-combo.

  3. Low-grav and double-jumping, plus strafe-jumping. This would make kiting slimes in Naxx a breeze.

  4. Remember that little hover-disk thing you could ride in UT2004? Engineer-crafted mount for everyone (and then make the motorcycle Engy-only).

  5. Two-handed chainsaw swords crafted by Engineers.

  6. Tail-mounted laser cannon for Ayamiss.


I better see it all in 2009, Blizzard! *shakes fist*

10 comments:

Nassira said...

Fuck, dude, if wasps had tail-mounted laser cannons, Eidan might go on holiday...

Neggles said...

I'm so freaking tired of guns. The bow (but not xbow) animation for every race is so much better. I'm going to grit my teeth and take KT's gun, but only because the difference in dmg between it and Arrowsong is considerable.

Rilgon Arcsinh said...

The bow (but not xbow) animation for every race is so much better.

Bullshit, not for Draenei (both male and female).

Kordwar said...

Does the two handed chainsaw sword have agil on it?

aw fuck it, i'll just weapon swap for when i wingclip/raptorstike joust.

Neggles said...

Bullshit, not for Draenei (both male and female).

Touche, I rarely see draenei in combat as it is.

Kordwar said...

i see female draenei all the time, it's those female dwarves you never see...

Sarai said...

*has a female dwarf*

And proud of it too! :)

Maevet said...

Mae is a female dwarf... and some where I have a screen cap with a female dwarf rogue...


As for the chainsaw sword...

well if I ever get the money to blow on a "Ryobi One + 18 Volt Right Angle Drill", I already have scematics to build a Chainsaber....

As a friend once told me "Dustin, damn it... I weep for the safty of the human race if you ever win the lotto.. because with that much money and as dangerously creative you are. Well the human race will be plum fucked..."

Rilgon Arcsinh said...

it's those female dwarves you never see...

My Priest pre-BC was a female dwarf.

With the ponytail of doom, mind you.

Kordwar said...

a female dwarf rogue? now we're getting into fairy tales.