Thursday, October 9, 2008

This is officially the most awesome daily quest EVER.

http://wotlk.wowhead.com/?quest=13003

To quote someone on the WoW Beta forums:

"Looking at this massive harpoon you realize just how bored you are. You notice a huge protodrake soaring majestically outside. You decide for some reason that this deeply offends you.

Grappling hook up to the dragon's underbelly using the harpoon gun, then punch it in the throat until it falls from the sky.

Press 1 to steady your grip.
Press 2 to dodge the drake's attacks.
Press 3 to throat punch.
Press 4 to gore with the harpoon.
Fight hard, you can't hold on forever...



Protodrake used 'Eat your dumb ass'.
It's Super Effective!


Holy crap. The dragon is trying to eat you. Luckily it's still weak from all that throat punching.

Press 1 to force its jaws open.
Press 2 to finish it.

The wider its jaws are the more likely your final attack will succeed. But you don't have long, he's chewing you pretty good.


Congratulations. You punched a dragon to death and only got mildly chewed up in the process. Seriously, what the hell? You should probably seek professional help.
You receive 11g 32s."

6 comments:

Neggles said...

I...er..

That poor dragon...

Rilgon Arcsinh said...

That is EXACTLY how the daily goes down, too.

And besides. It offended me greatly.

Maevet said...

dude...


I can't wait to do that one...

Rilgon Arcsinh said...

I know, right?

You build Hodir's Spear, then you LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO A FUCKING PROTO-DRAKE WITH IT (and a harpoon gun), THEN YOU PUNCH A PROTO-DRAKE TO DEATH.

Neggles said...
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Neggles said...

It's Flintlocke's dream come true.

Sick Neg can't spell...