Rejoice, ye faithful readers (do I even HAVE any readers?!), I'm back from being suspended on the Blizzard forums, so I'll probably post more. There's some things I've noticed on the forums that bug me, and this'll be a rant about them.
But first: TEROKK'S QUILL FUCK YEAH (which I'll probably bank the second I get Sonic Spear)
*cough*
Anyways. There are some things that drive me absolutely batshit insane on the Blizzard Hunter Forums. A quick run down includes:
"lolol ur arena ratings are terribad" - First, I think the use of the word 'terribad' should be a crime punishable by death. Secondly, while low arena ratings may actually infer a lack of skill, there are far more possible reasonings for this - not taking the team/bracket seriously, running into a glass ceiling of point farming/selling teams at their bracket, intentionally losing for the irony of it, or a genuine lack of interest in PVP and a participation in Arena for the points to get the Waraxe. (Guess which category I fall into and win 2 gold on Spirestone Alliance side, lol) Yes, it means you don't have "direct" experience with the 1850+ and 2000+ brackets, but if people who DO have that experience are asserting an opinion, doesn't it mean it kinda has some, y'know, validity?
"lolol ur hit rating is too low" Hey, dipshit. Some people raid with Improved Faerie Fire Druids. Some people raid with Draenei in their raid (or are Draenei themselves). Some people are Survival. 142 Hit Rating is not an all-standing metric to which all Hunters must conform. Hunters in BT/MH gear should have enough understanding of a Hunter in a raiding environment to know how much fucking hit rating they need to be capped in their own personal raids. Just because YOU don't have a Boomkin letting you relieve 3%'s worth of Hit Rating off your gear doesn't mean the person you're flaming doesn't either.
As an aside, does Biznick's 241x128 Accurascope show on the paper doll/Armory? Because if not, you should check their ranged weapon, too. If I could free up 30 HR to insert more DPS than 28 Crit would provide, you bet your sweet ass I'd go find me some Cores and have an Accurascope crafted.
"lolol ur mm spec" I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STAB YOUR EYES OUT WITH TEROKK'S QUILL. As I said in an earlier post (March 9th - The World... of Theorycraft), I personally believe that until 69, MM DPS > BM DPS. There is a very, very good reason why every raiding Hunter goes 20 points into MM, and I'll give you three guesses as to what it is. (the first two don't count) Yes, leveling as BM is easier. It might be faster if all you do is auto-shoot spam. But IMO, your pet is a better aggro generator because of the ATP from Trueshot, and you're a faster killer because you don't have Serpent's Brokenness AND Mortal Shots yet.
"lol cats are great pets" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGHT ELF HUNTER WITH A FUCKING CAT, GO TEABAG A BLENDER. (tm)
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Copyright notice: The phrase "Do me a favor and teabag a blender" is trademark of Alumatine, Dragonblight server. He's a better Hunter than I am, so listen to what he fucking posts, k?
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Decided my previous post was too stereotypical.
I'll maintain one thing though: You're cute. lol
Awww, but I liked your previous comment. :( It gave me hope! Now I'm going to cry blueberry tears again.
Just because I deleted it shouldn't be a cause for loss of hope :P. I've just said it too many times for comfort!
Makes sense. I guess.
And I can't really give up hope - I have a legacy to fight for! I have to reminisce on the old days where I out-DPSed "LOL LIGHTNING REFLEXES" Hunters in Naxxramus because they wouldn't know what a shot rotation was if it stripped nude and did a pole dance for em.
Skill can outdo a poor spec if the competition has poor skill :)
Indeed. And at the same time, being able to spam a macro doesn't make you a great player.
Hey man all im gonna say is ive had a boar since lvl 24... and u wanna see a real night elf then you should check out meh name haha..
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